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  • The Dark Crystal
  • Hundreds of Beavers
  • Sherlock, Jr.
  • Freddy Got Fingered

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  • Boxcar Bertha

    ★½

  • The Great Piggy Bank Robbery

    ★★★★★

  • The Terror

    ★★★

  • Mega Python vs. Gatoroid

    ★★½

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  • Sherlock, Jr.

    Sherlock, Jr.

    ★★★★½

    Today marks the literal 100th anniversary of Sherlock Jr. I decided to watch the Blu-ray I own that contains both it and The Navigator. I wish it had its own Blu-ray release but whatever, not a big deal because the quality is far better than the dvd. And also, the score is a million times better, it’s a lot more complimentary to the visuals at hand, even little movements get little musical stings, I love that in film!
    But as…

  • Hundreds of Beavers

    Hundreds of Beavers

    ★★★★★

    My face hurts from smiling the entire duration of experiencing this masterpiece on the big screen!
    Ending on the Blood Debts theme is an insane decision but it absolutely earns it! What a picture!

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  • Boxcar Bertha

    Boxcar Bertha

    ★½

    Had to watch the very special Roger Corman and Martin Scorsese crossover movie. Scorsese’s ingenious filmmaking voice combined with the money of Roger Corman! And, well, the final product is extremely dull and overall sleep inducing. 
    Yeah Scorsese hadn’t found his footing yet and this just so happened to be one of the seven movies Corman was probably funding that week that DIDN’T have any of fun aspects to it. As I said it’s incredibly dull, I’m never interested in…

  • The Great Piggy Bank Robbery

    The Great Piggy Bank Robbery

    ★★★★★

    Daffy has some insane facial expressions which had me rolling and then Rubberhead erased Daffy from existence while making those sounds and the tears haven’t stopped rolling. So all in all, pretty good not gonna lie!

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  • Turning Red

    Turning Red

    ★★

    Was a 5/10 then they said “my panda, my choice” and I cringed into the next century so now it’s a 4. Lots of people will like this, lots will hate it, I just wish the dad was an actual character outside of the one scene in the third act.

  • Shrek

    Shrek

    ★★★★★

    I watched this in honor of international womens day