• Spider-Man: No Way Home

    Spider-Man: No Way Home

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Never in a million years would I have predicted that Andrew Garfield's Peter Parker would be the best character in this movie

  • The Holdovers

    The Holdovers

    ★★★★★

    There's a handshake in this that feels more overwhelmingly warm and emotional than most hugs I've seen in movies

  • Aftersun

    Aftersun

    ★★★★★

    The kind of movie that makes you sit for 30 minutes and rethink every interaction you've ever had with your parents afterward

  • Before Sunrise

    Before Sunrise

    ★★★★½

    Damn I really wanted to see that play with the cow

  • Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse

    Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse

    ★★★★½

    This is gonna be so lit when I can watch it at 0.75x speed with subtitles

  • Nope

    Nope

    ★★★★

    Um if it's so hard to get footage of this thing then how did the cameraman of the movie get footage of it so often 🤔🤔🤔

  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

    Everything Everywhere All at Once

    ★★★★

    Nothing matters. Everything matters.

  • The Truman Show

    The Truman Show

    ★★★★★

    The most fun and lighthearted horror movie ever made

  • The Super Mario Bros. Movie

    The Super Mario Bros. Movie

    ★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    THEY FUCKING KILLED KING BOB OMB 😭💔💣

  • Barbie

    Barbie

    ★★★★★

    Ken outta Ken

  • Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3

    Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3

    ★★★★½

    Makes Thor Love and Thunder look like a preschooler made it

  • The Suicide Squad

    The Suicide Squad

    ★★★★½

    Shoutout to that right-wing dipshit who cancelled James Gunn on Twitter so that we could get this banger AND Guardians 3. That REALLY backfired for them huh