• The Fault in Our Stars

    The Fault in Our Stars

    ★★★★½

    it’s absolutely impossible for me to be impartial about this movie because tfios pretty much defined the entirety of my adolescence and also made me wanna be a writer so know that i am rating with my heart instead of my head and please respect that ❤️

    (boom clap is responsible for at least two and a half of these stars. shailene woodley is the other two)

  • Call Me by Your Name

    Call Me by Your Name

    ★★★★★

    watched this with my mom for her first time last night and she was accidentally under the assumption that timmy was not only nominated for the oscar but also won so having to break the news to her immediately after she watched That Ending is one of the hardest things i’ve ever done

  • Prom Pact

    Prom Pact

    ★★★½

    watched this yesterday bc i asked twitter who the man in the suit was in sabrina carpenter’s new music video and everyone replied “MILO MANHEIM!!!” and subsequently yelled at me for not having seen prom pact so i decided to see prom pact and by the time i finished prom pact i was left gagged by how good it was and also how hot blake draper was so now i have a new comfort movie and two new crushes thx guys!

  • Tangled

    Tangled

    ★★★★★

    Pretty much a perfect movie ?

    I wanted to be Rapunzel so bad as a kid and I have finally fulfilled that goal as a bad bitch with long blonde hair

    When they make this live-action remake I demand to be consulted bc this is the most personally invested I’d ever be in one of these so you better be listening Bob Iger 🫵🏻👂🏻

    (Also Flynn Rider unfortunately influenced my type since childhood and I’m only just now realizing that)

  • Camp Rock 2: The Final Jam

    Camp Rock 2: The Final Jam

    ★★★

    “It’s On” is an eternal banger idk what to tell you

  • Camp Rock

    Camp Rock

    ★★★½

    These songs all still slap SO hard like don’t even lie to me rn

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    ★★★★★

    Lol I came home and turned this on immediately after my sixth watch of The Way of Water because all I wanted to do was to go back and watch that again and this was the next best thing.

    This movie is just so so so so SO magical to me and it hasn’t lost an ounce of its power or pull in the past 13 years (despite the fact that I now inexplicably think the sequel is even better

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    ★★★★★

    Still fucking rips, but rewatching this just made me realize how much better the sequel is on almost every level, staggeringly so. Y’all aren’t ready - and I cannot WAIT to see it for a second time this weekend 😍

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  • She-Hulk: Attorney at Law

    She-Hulk: Attorney at Law

    ★★★½

    Can totally see why some wouldn’t like this, but I had a ton of fun :)

    Tatiana Maslany can do no wrong, Charlie Cox is incredibly attractive, and even though the episodes vary in entertainment value from time-to-time, there’s enough hits (the pilot, Madisynn’s Moment™️, and the final two for SURE) to make it all worthwhile. And, at the end of the day, if this was what it took to get Maslany’s Jennifer Walters on the board as a major player in the MCU, I’m all for it. Let her lead the Avengers, honestly.

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  • Werewolf by Night

    Werewolf by Night

    ★★★★

    MORE MARVEL LIKE THIS, PLEASE AND THANK YOU.

    The whole time I was watching this, I just kept thinking of that Tyler, The Creator tweet “Un-Follow Me Now, This Is Gonna Be the Only Thing I Tweet About For The Next Week. Ive Wanted This For Years Fuck. What The Fuck.” because why isn’t EVERY Marvel project made with this much style and spunk??? I’m a horror nut, so I knew I was gonna eat this up from the teaser…

  • Hocus Pocus 2

    Hocus Pocus 2

    ★★★

    Doesn’t come anywhere near the first film (the story is a bit more scattered, and I wasn’t a fan of many of the new characters), but whenever the core trio is onscreen, you just can’t go wrong - Midler, Najimy, and Parker still got it. Still, while it’s fine and semi-fun for one watch - especially for ~spooky season~ - I don’t think I’ll be adding this one to the yearly rotation. Expected a little more after 29 years :(

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  • Obi-Wan Kenobi

    Obi-Wan Kenobi

    ★★½

    Moses Ingram deserved so much better.

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