• Snack Shack

    Snack Shack

    ★★★★

  • Kung Fu Panda 4

    Kung Fu Panda 4

    ★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    dreamworks only bringing the furious five back for silent cameos during the end credits oh they’re just like me (broke as fuck)

  • The Greatest Love Story Never Told

    The Greatest Love Story Never Told

    an essential watch for women’s history month

  • This Is Me…Now

    This Is Me…Now

    the zodiac council convinced me to look up my crush’s zodiac sign and find out we’re a perfect match which probably wasn’t the message i was supposed to take away from this, but ❤️

  • Love Lies Bleeding

    Love Lies Bleeding

    ★★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    a24 she-hulk

  • Problemista

    Problemista

    ★★★★

    tilda swinton as meryl streep in the devil wears prada if she were constantly on cocaine

  • Dune

    Dune

    ★★★★★

    timothée chalamet was born to play paul atreides and i’m so lucky to be alive to witness it

  • Plus One

    Plus One

    ★★★½

    i would follow maya erskine into war

  • Drive-Away Dolls

    Drive-Away Dolls

    ★★½

    gloriously gay but also a little like a film student’s approximation of a coen brothers movie

  • The Taste of Things

    The Taste of Things

    ★★★★

    dazzling images on a huge silver screen (juliette binoche making baked alaska)

  • About Time

    About Time

    ★★★½

    this concept is a little creepier than i thought it was when i was a teenager but it still makes me cry so i’ll let it slide for now

  • Madame Web

    Madame Web

    the editing in this is enough to kill a small victorian child