• The One and Only Ivan

    The One and Only Ivan

    ★★½

    Better than Dumbo, the last entry in the “Danny DeVito stars in a Disney movie centered around a circus” Cinematic Universe... but just barely.

    2020 Ranked

  • Howl's Moving Castle

    Howl's Moving Castle

    ★★★

    As visually impressive as any other film from Miyazaki, but the narrative felt far more chaotic/far less involving than what I’ve come to expect thus far. I totally empathize with Miyazaki’s emotions towards the Iraq War, but something was still lost in translation here, and I can’t quite put my finger on what it was 🤔

    That being said, I would absolutely DIE for Calcifer.

    2004 Ranked
    Studio Ghibli Ranked

  • Princess Mononoke

    Princess Mononoke

    ★★★★½

    I will NOT crush on Ashitaka, I will NOT crush on Ashitaka, I will NOT-

    (The best Ghibli I’ve seen yet!!! Staggering, suspenseful, sincere, etc etc etc!!!)

    Studio Ghibli Ranked

  • The Wind Rises

    The Wind Rises

    ★★★★

    The wind is rising. We must try to live.”

    The first film from Ghibli/Miyazaki that I outright adore rather than just admire. Though I did enjoy Spirited Away and My Neighbor Totoro, I sometimes struggled to be as emotionally engaged in those stories as I desired, mostly due to their aimlessness or artistic abstractness. By comparison, The Wind Rises had a plot that was much more palatable and as a result, I connected with the character of Jiro almost instantly…

  • My Neighbor Totoro

    My Neighbor Totoro

    ★★★½

    Hello I would like ten thousand Totoros this very instant please and thank you

    Studio Ghibli Ranked

  • The Faculty

    The Faculty

    ★★★★

    Josh Hartnett, Elijah Wood, Clea DuVall, Jordana Brewster, Famke Janssen, Bebe Neuwirth, Piper Laurie, Salma Hayek, Jon Stewart, Usher... SAG Ensemble nod WHEN ??????

  • Boys State

    Boys State

    ★★★★½

    STEVEN GARZA AND RENÉ OTERO COME SAVE AMERICAN POLITICS PLEASE

    (This was equal parts haunting and hopeful and I’m both fascinated by and fearful of the next generation’s impact on government in years to come)

    2020 Ranked
    A24 Ranked

  • Onward

    Onward

    ★★★★

    My sister and I are at war with one another almost every other day but this was the last movie we watched together before she leaves for college tomorrow and we were in absolute tears by the third act so that’s the magic of movies baby!

    2020 Ranked
    Pixar Ranked

  • Drop Dead Gorgeous

    Drop Dead Gorgeous

    ★★★★★

    “They’ll never let you perform naked, I asked.”

    Lol uh literally the best cast ensemble of all time ???

    My new life goal is to find a way to get Kirstie Alley, Amy Adams, Allison Janney, Kirsten Dunst, Ellen Barkin, and Denise Richards retroactive Oscars for their work here. I will not REST until these wrongs are RIGHTED.

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    Favorite Screenplays

  • Spree

    Spree

    ★★★★

    Throw American Psycho, Nerve, Nightcrawler, and... Eighth Grade (?!) into a blender and you get... Spree.

    Occasional lags in pacing and mixed messaging aside, this is pretty much a terrifically tense and terrifying thrill ride from start to finish that feels EERILY applicable to our modern-day mesmerization with social media and influencer culture. All the twists and turns will most definitely keep you on your toes for the swift 92-minute runtime.

    Joe Keery is completely CHILLING and honestly deserves so much more work after this. Kinda crazy how Nancy and Steve have given two of the best performances from any actors all year ???

    2020 Ranked

  • The Tax Collector

    The Tax Collector

    I believe in Shia LaBeouf supremacy but I cannot support this

    2020 Ranked

  • Magic Camp

    Magic Camp

    ★★½

    Sincerely shocked that this was ever intended for theatrical release even in spite of the ~Tambor of it all~ simply because it’s directed and written exactly like a Disney Channel Original Movie lol ?

    2020 Ranked