this should be stephanie hsu’s second oscar
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Reviews tagged ‘thirst-watch’ by Zoë Rose Bryant Pro
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Asteroid City 2023
me watching asteroid city for the first time: “silly! sad! jason schwartzman and adrien brody are so fucking hot!”
me watching asteroid city for the second time: “i will never see life the same way again and have been irreversibly altered on both a molecular and existential level. jason schwartzman and adrien brody are so fucking hot.”
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Sanctuary 2022
I loved every single second of Sanctuary, a smart, sharp, and sensationally sexy love story for sickos that’ll have you both horrified and horny for 90 minutes straight. Margaret Qualley and Christopher Abbott are at the top of their craft here - a match made in masochistic heaven. You guys are gonna love this lol omg.
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Carmen 2022
Carmen is an absorbing audiovisual spectacle from start-to-finish, complete with captivating choreography, a stunner of a score from Nicholas Britell, and crackling chemistry between Melissa Barrera and Paul Mescal. It’s a little light on story, but always emotionally involving, and truly unlike anything I’ve ever seen - an honest-to-God original artistic vision.
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Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves 2023
i actually really loved this but the memory of seeing it will be forever tainted by the fact that a transphobe tried to attack me when i was leaving the theater and though i am still seriously shaken up by that it’s sadly morbidly humorous that one of my first thoughts when it happened was “i’m about to die and the last thing i did was see dungeons & dragons”
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Bodies Bodies Bodies 2022
I’m so serious when I say this deserved a Best Original Screenplay nomination
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The Matrix 1999
Celebrating one year since coming out by watching my favorite trans movie, naturally
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Magic Mike's Last Dance 2023
This is undoubtedly the weakest in the trilogy, the boys are sorely missed, and idk what they were thinking with that narration, BUT… that doesn’t mean it isn’t still a silly, sexy time in its own right with crackling chemistry between its two leads and an iconic ending that sends you out of the theater on a high only a strip show can provide. Happy Valentine’s Day to Channing, Salma, and Steven only.