Zoë Rose Bryant

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  • The Fall Guy

    The Fall Guy 2024

    ★★★★ Watched 03 May 2024 12

    ryan gosling’s rizz could power an entire country

  • Abigail

    Abigail 2024

    ★★★½ Watched 18 Apr 2024 11

    melissa barrera covered in blood is my favorite genre

  • Civil War

    Civil War 2024

    ★★★★ Watched 13 Apr 2024 12

    i can forgive occasionally muddled messaging for kirsten dunst giving a masterclass in mothering and wagner moura wearing a cunty earring

  • Monkey Man

    Monkey Man 2024

    ★★★★ Watched 07 Apr 2024 34

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    i didn’t think it was physically possible for dev patel to be any hotter than he already is until i watched him lead an army of trans women in a fight against a fascist police force

  • The First Omen

    The First Omen 2024

    ★★★½ Watched 06 Apr 2024 5

    thank god i can’t have kids

  • Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire

    Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire 2024

    ★★★½ Watched 05 Apr 2024 11

    unironically a great gay love story

  • Snack Shack

    Snack Shack 2024

    ★★★★ Watched 18 Mar 2024 5

    what’s better than this, guys being dudes: the movie

  • Kung Fu Panda 4

    Kung Fu Panda 4 2024

    ★★★ Watched 13 Mar 2024 10

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    dreamworks only bringing the furious five back for silent cameos during the end credits oh they’re just like me (broke as fuck)

  • Love Lies Bleeding

    Love Lies Bleeding 2024

    ★★★★½ Watched 07 Mar 2024 20

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    a24 she-hulk

  • Problemista

    Problemista 2023

    ★★★★ Watched 04 Mar 2024 6

    tilda swinton as meryl streep in the devil wears prada if she were constantly on cocaine

  • Drive-Away Dolls

    Drive-Away Dolls 2024

    ★★½ Watched 22 Feb 2024 23

    gloriously gay but also a little like a film student’s approximation of a coen brothers movie

  • The Taste of Things

    The Taste of Things 2023

    ★★★★ Watched 21 Feb 2024 1

    dazzling images on a huge silver screen (juliette binoche making baked alaska)