Zoë Rose Bryant has written 246 reviews for films during 2023.

  • Ferrari

    Ferrari

    ★★★★

    a 2 1/2 hour long oscar clip for penélope cruz occasionally interrupted by cars

  • The Iron Claw

    The Iron Claw

    ★★★★½

    zac efron i was always familiar with your game.

  • Poor Things

    Poor Things

    ★★★★★

    i love how much time we spend just watching bella explore and experience lisbon - and the ship only a few scenes later - because i feel like films are rarely given that special space to breathe and merely exist these days. a lesser movie (and one with more studio interference) would’ve cut those scenes out because they “don’t explicitly move the plot forward” to give it a “tighter edit” and “faster pacing.” but when you leave scenes like these…

  • The Holdovers

    The Holdovers

    ★★★★★

    i want to live in this movie

  • Candy Cane Lane

    Candy Cane Lane

    ★★

    let mom pick the movie

  • The Color Purple

    The Color Purple

    ★★★★½

    you can’t spell fantasia barrino without oscar (don’t fact check this)

  • Anyone But You

    Anyone But You

    ★★★★½

    a whole new generation of bisexuals are about to be born because of this movie

  • Maestro

    Maestro

    ★★★★½

    when the footage of leonard bernstein played at the end my mom was like “i think i’ve seen him on your award shows before” and i was like “mom he died 10 years before i was born” and she was like “no i’m sure” and she sounded like laura dern swearing she saw baby yoda at a basketball game

  • Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom

    Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom

    ★★

    superhero movie mad libs

  • Wonka

    Wonka

    ★★★★

    as we left the theater my mom turned to me and, with all sincerity, said “timothée should win best actor”

  • Barbie

    Barbie

    ★★★★★

    i will never apologize for how much i love this movie

  • Anatomy of a Fall

    Anatomy of a Fall

    ★★★★½

    save me swann arlaud save me