it’s still fuck scream 7 even if sidney’s back btw
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Blonde 2022
“In the end, no matter what Andrew Dominik’s intentions were, all that Blonde represents is a dark and dismal reminder that, even in death, a woman’s body is not her own.”
So, I wrote about Blonde, and you can read it here.
(And now I never want to think about this movie ever again!!!)
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Please Hold 2020
Tries to say so much and yet… nothing at all. About as deep as a puddle, with all the subtlety of a sledgehammer, and relentlessly repetitive. No thank you ❤️
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Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2022
You’re telling me this supposedly had record-low test screening scores and was sold off to Netflix at the last minute when the studio found it to be “unreleasable”?
*insert Futurama “I’m shocked. Shocked! Well, not that shocked.” gif here*
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Babysitter 2022
Babysitter was a major misfire for me. It raises a lot of questions about misogyny, male privilege, and the media, but it has little significant to say about any of these issues, and its commentary is clouded by obnoxious overdirection, overly absurdist acting, and erratic editing.
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Fresh 2022
Fresh has a compelling concept and a daring Daisy Edgar-Jones in the lead role, but it wears out its welcome quickly and stretches its story far too thin, making for a rather toothless thriller in the end. Not sure what Sebastian Stan was doing either but it sure was… something?
A shoddy script, subpar style and characters who are little more than stock stereotypes (we’re still doing this “the only people of color in the movie are the savior sidekicks!” thing?). Total waste of time.
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Cinderella 2021
Lol, absolutely not.
Idina Menzel and Billy Porter innocent. Camila Cabello and James Corden need to be tried for crimes against humanity.
Look, Cinderella is my favorite Disney princess, and the story is one I hold near and dear to my heart for many reasons, so I was always gonna be apprehensive of any adaptation following Kenneth Branagh’s masterful reinvigoration of the classic tale in 2015. As others before me have pointed out, this does everything wrong that that film…
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