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Favorite films

  • Desperately Seeking Susan
  • Total Recall
  • Spider-Man 2
  • The Third Man

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  • The Strangers: Prey at Night

    ★★★★

  • Mother of the Bride

    ★½

  • Arcadian

    ★★

  • Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes

    ★★★½

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  • The Fall Guy

    The Fall Guy

    ★★★

    every action movie should have a French stunt dog

  • Challengers

    Challengers

    ★★★★½

    Everything is sex, except sex, which is tennis

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  • The Strangers: Prey at Night

    The Strangers: Prey at Night

    ★★★★

    There’s a truckload of zooms and split diopter shots, genre references from Christine to The Texas Chain Saw Massacre, liberal use of a fog machine, all soundtracked by a late night 80s radio station and a synth score heavily indebted to John Carpenter. In other words, it kinda rules.

  • Mother of the Bride

    Mother of the Bride

    ★½

    Well it does have characters and a plot so i suppose it technically qualifies as a “movie”

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  • Dune: Part Two

    Dune: Part Two

    ★★★★½

    Need a friend like Stilgar to hype me up all the time

  • Elvis

    Elvis

    ★★★

    I always said an Elvis biopic wouldn’t be complete without a Doja Cat needle drop