Colby Clanton

Colby Clanton

Sodomize Intolerance.
Dune in favorites represents Parts One and Two.

Favorite films

  • The Social Network
  • Parasite
  • Dune
  • After Hours

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  • Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes

    ★★★★½

  • Dragonkeeper

    ★★

  • The Fall Guy

    ★★★★

  • Parasite

    ★★★★★

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  • Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes

    Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes

    ★★★★½

    What the hell???? Since when can apes talk?!?!?

  • Dragonkeeper

    Dragonkeeper

    ★★

    You heard of Dragonkeeper? Well, you’re gonna hate it when I dragonkeep—Ummm…she like it when I keep dragging’ d—Uhh…well how about I keep draggin deez nuts across yo face!

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  • The Fall Guy

    The Fall Guy

    ★★★★

    I’m going to quote another Ryan Gosling movie and speak to people who are skipping out on this in theaters for a bit:

    “WHAT. DO. YOU. WANT???”

  • Boy A

    Boy A

    ★★★★★

    So, here’s the thing. Cancel culture is not just bad, it’s toxic. Should we want to see justice when a crime is committed? Absolutely. But this isn’t Salem, we aren’t witch hunters. We are human beings coexisting, and we should not only hope, but desperately yearn to see those who do wrong learn and grow from their mistakes. If we can’t do that, then we inadvertently wish that more wrong do-ers lift their heads up and commit more atrocities upon…