• Madame Web

    Madame Web

    OSCAR snub for the big pepsi P

  • Pride & Prejudice

    Pride & Prejudice

    ★★★★

    mr. darcy clenching his hand after helping elizabeth into her carriage is more erotic than double penetration

  • Four Weddings and a Funeral

    Four Weddings and a Funeral

    ★★½

    hugh grant fiddling with his thick glasses while stammering is the female gaze

  • Argylle

    Argylle

    ½

    extra star added for the scene where john cena snatched blonde dua lipa off her speeding motorcycle by the scruff of her neck like she was a cat

  • Poor Things

    Poor Things

    ★★★½

    i also want to drink and read a book with all my girlies while the men who wronged me eat grass!

  • Monty Python and the Holy Grail

    Monty Python and the Holy Grail

    ★★★★★

    saw this in theatre with blair and approx. 15 boomers who were quoting along out loud. 10/10 theatre experience and this movie is funny even though john cleese has completely lost the plot in the modern day and blair and i spent fifteen minutes trying to figure out which python was gay and dead

  • The Intern

    The Intern

    ★★½

    anne hathaway owns nastygal and bob de niro is her intern. we simply don't make movies like this anymore (thin premise with acting waaay to good for the movie)

  • American Psycho

    American Psycho

    ★★★★

    this movie is for women!!

  • The Holiday

    The Holiday

    ★★★½

    JACK BLACK ROMANIC LEAD!!!

  • Titanic: The Musical

    Titanic: The Musical

    ★★½

    "we have stephen sondhiem at home" stephen sondhiem at home:

  • When Harry Met Sally...

    When Harry Met Sally...

    ★★★★

    they don't make romcoms like this anymore (the leads are played by actors with actual charisma 😔)

  • Sense and Sensibility

    Sense and Sensibility

    ★★★★

    best jane austen adaption!!