• Perfect Days

    Perfect Days

    ★★★½

    unlike you uncultured swine i actually like it when movie is square like an instagram post

  • The Martian

    The Martian

    ★★★

    if my coworker constantly complained about how ABBA sucks, i too would leave him to die on mars

  • Problemista

    Problemista

    ★★★★½

    not to be earnest on main but sometimes you think that you've seen it all and nothing new will ever be made but then you see problemista and you are reminded that there are still people out there making unique amazing things with their singular voice

  • Hairspray

    Hairspray

    ★★★★★

    not many people know this but it's actually physically impossible to stop the beat!!

  • Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire

    Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire

    ★★½

    this movie starts with a full robert frost poem 10/10 no notes

  • Saltburn

    Saltburn

    ★★★★½

    i 100% understand how joan of arc must have felt because I'm pretty sure it's the same as being a person who likes saltburn in 2024

  • Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief

    Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief

    ★½

    Uma Thurman as Medusa for president!

  • Dune: Part Two

    Dune: Part Two

    ★★★★★

    im gonna ride sand worm to your moms house

  • Paddington 2

    Paddington 2

    ★★★★★

    an abolitionist queer masterpiece

  • Burn After Reading

    Burn After Reading

    ★★★½

    "keep an eye on everyone. see what they do. report back to me when, i don't know. when it makes sense."

  • Dune

    Dune

    ★★★½

    imagine writing a character that is a fierce warrior and then naming him "duncan idaho"

  • Anatomy of a Fall

    Anatomy of a Fall

    ★★★

    the dog should have gotten an oscar nom