carley has written 38 reviews for films during 2022.

  • Halloween

    Halloween

    ★★★

    john carpenter loves boobs huh

  • Ticket to Paradise

    Ticket to Paradise

    ★★★★

    julia roberts and george clooney literally have the charisma of two cult leaders i was smiling through the whole movie!

  • The Craft

    The Craft

    ★★★★

    "have you seen the classics?" OH IVE SEEN THE CLASSICS

  • Don't Worry Darling

    Don't Worry Darling

    ★★★

    truly a fine movie idk why everyone says its bad

  • Best in Show

    Best in Show

    ★★★★½

    maybe my sinus infection has spread to my brain but this made me laugh out loud several times

  • The Worst Person in the World

    The Worst Person in the World

    ★★★★★

    still good as shit

  • Reprise

    Reprise

    ★★★★

    friendship as the most seminal relationship in a young persons life??? sign me up!!

  • Oslo, August 31st

    Oslo, August 31st

    ★★★½

    literally what the FUCK!

  • Glass Onion

    Glass Onion

    ★★★★

    janelle monet came to PLAY in this movie...

  • Triangle of Sadness

    Triangle of Sadness

    ★★★★★

    LAUGHING SHITTING THROWING UP

  • The Hating Game

    The Hating Game

    JAIL for whoever added smurf fanfiction to this movie

  • Blade

    Blade

    ★★

    saw this in the theatre and vibes were immaculate