carley has written 58 reviews for films during 2024.
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High Fidelity 2000
i would like to get on my hands and knees and kiss the ring of whoever decided that jack black should be in movies because they were 100% right
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The Idea of You 2024
this is what 13 year old me thought was gonna happen when i shaved my pussy for the one direction concert
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As Good as It Gets 1997
i cant wait for one of my fudgepacker friends to become americas first queer president!
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The Talented Mr. Ripley 1999
fellas is it gay to massage another mans shoulders while he plays jazz piano??
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Stop Making Sense 1984
the crush i have on david byrne in this is embarrassing
*added 1 star because i was bullied
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The Rewrite 2014
in this movie women are either a) jane austen fans b) fuckable eighteen year olds or c) MILFS
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The Da Vinci Code 2006
i love when tom hanks realizes if doesn't hurry and solve the cryptex then his friend will be shot and then he proceeds to TAKE A BUS TO THE LIBRARY
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The Proposal 2009
there is a whole scene where betty white tries to get sandra bullock to join her indigenous powwow and this is played for COMEDIC EFFECT