carley has written 58 reviews for films during 2024.

  • When Harry Met Sally...

    When Harry Met Sally...

    ★★★★

    a masterclass in sweater-work in cinema

  • High Fidelity

    High Fidelity

    ★★★½

    i would like to get on my hands and knees and kiss the ring of whoever decided that jack black should be in movies because they were 100% right

  • The Idea of You

    The Idea of You

    ★★★

    this is what 13 year old me thought was gonna happen when i shaved my pussy for the one direction concert

  • As Good as It Gets

    As Good as It Gets

    ★★½

    i cant wait for one of my fudgepacker friends to become americas first queer president!

  • Challengers

    Challengers

    ★★★★★

    i was absolutely leering during this film like a horny man on the street

  • The Talented Mr. Ripley

    The Talented Mr. Ripley

    ★★½

    fellas is it gay to massage another mans shoulders while he plays jazz piano??

  • Stop Making Sense

    Stop Making Sense

    ★★★★

    the crush i have on david byrne in this is embarrassing

    *added 1 star because i was bullied

  • The Rewrite

    The Rewrite

    ½

    in this movie women are either a) jane austen fans b) fuckable eighteen year olds or c) MILFS

  • The Da Vinci Code

    The Da Vinci Code

    ★★½

    i love when tom hanks realizes if doesn't hurry and solve the cryptex then his friend will be shot and then he proceeds to TAKE A BUS TO THE LIBRARY

  • Mamma Mia!

    Mamma Mia!

    ★★★★★

    abba and gay colin firth threw the first brick at stonewall

  • Clerks

    Clerks

    ★★★★

    gutted to announce that i loved this movie despite the fact that it created some of the most heinous film bros ive ever met

  • The Proposal

    The Proposal

    ★½

    there is a whole scene where betty white tries to get sandra bullock to join her indigenous powwow and this is played for COMEDIC EFFECT