• Titanic

    Titanic

    ★★★½

    watched this movie three times in three days and honestly the best viewing experience is if you watch it as if the captain knows he's going to sink the ship from the beginning

  • Dune: Part Two

    Dune: Part Two

    ★★★★★

    im gonna ride sand worm to your moms house

  • The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes

    The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes

    ★★★

    what if the authoritarian dictator was babygirl?

  • Dune

    Dune

    ★★★½

    imagine writing a character that is a fierce warrior and then naming him "duncan idaho"

  • Anatomy of a Fall

    Anatomy of a Fall

    ★★★

    the dog should have gotten an oscar nom

  • The Square

    The Square

    ★★★★★

    the condom scene i-


    people say this movie is overstuffed but i was born in 1999 and have had my brain fried by social media so having like 9 different themes and cutting between it all kept me thoroughly entertained.


    i also have the comedians disease and this felt like an a mix of like 20 different sketches and i LAUGHED so sue me!

  • The Da Vinci Code

    The Da Vinci Code

    ★★½

    i love when tom hanks realizes if doesn't hurry and solve the cryptex then his friend will be shot and then he proceeds to TAKE A BUS TO THE LIBRARY

  • Titanic: The Musical

    Titanic: The Musical

    ★★½

    "we have stephen sondhiem at home" stephen sondhiem at home:

  • Triangle of Sadness

    Triangle of Sadness

    ★★★★★

    LAUGHING SHITTING THROWING UP

  • Poor Things

    Poor Things

    ★★★½

    i also want to drink and read a book with all my girlies while the men who wronged me eat grass!

  • The Martian

    The Martian

    ★★★

    if my coworker constantly complained about how ABBA sucks, i too would leave him to die on mars

  • Glass Onion

    Glass Onion

    ★★★★

    janelle monet came to PLAY in this movie...