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  • The Rewrite

    The Rewrite 2014

    ½ Watched 18 Apr 2024 1

    in this movie women are either a) jane austen fans b) fuckable eighteen year olds or c) MILFS

  • Argylle

    Argylle 2024

    ½ Watched 07 Feb 2024 2

    extra star added for the scene where john cena snatched blonde dua lipa off her speeding motorcycle by the scruff of her neck like she was a cat

  • Mean Girls

    Mean Girls 2024

    ½ Watched 18 Jan 2024

    cannot believe i wasted hours of my brief life on planet earth seeing this

  • Madame Web

    Madame Web 2024

    ★ Watched 01 Mar 2024

    OSCAR snub for the big pepsi P

  • The Hating Game

    The Hating Game 2021

    ★ Watched 31 Jul 2022

    JAIL for whoever added smurf fanfiction to this movie

  • 17 Again

    17 Again 2009

    ★ Watched 17 Jul 2022

    truly bad! but loved it!

  • Austin Powers in Goldmember

    Austin Powers in Goldmember 2002

    ★ Watched 26 May 2022

    good god

  • The Proposal

    The Proposal 2009

    ★½ Watched 04 Apr 2024 1

    there is a whole scene where betty white tries to get sandra bullock to join her indigenous powwow and this is played for COMEDIC EFFECT

  • Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief

    Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief 2010

    ★½ Watched 23 Mar 2024 1

    Uma Thurman as Medusa for president!

  • Holmes & Watson

    Holmes & Watson 2018

    ★½ Watched 19 Feb 2022

    im never going to get over how bad this was and how good it could have been

  • Blade

    Blade 1998

    ★★ Watched 27 Feb 2022

    saw this in the theatre and vibes were immaculate

  • Annette

    Annette 2021

    ★★ Watched 14 Aug 2021 1

    how was the puppet child the thing that made the most sense in this movie