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  • Madame Web

    Madame Web 2024

    ★ Watched 01 Mar 2024

    OSCAR snub for the big pepsi P

  • Holmes & Watson

    Holmes & Watson 2018

    ★½ Watched 19 Feb 2022

    im never going to get over how bad this was and how good it could have been

  • Argylle

    Argylle 2024

    ½ Watched 07 Feb 2024 2

    extra star added for the scene where john cena snatched blonde dua lipa off her speeding motorcycle by the scruff of her neck like she was a cat

  • The Hating Game

    The Hating Game 2021

    ★ Watched 31 Jul 2022

    JAIL for whoever added smurf fanfiction to this movie

  • Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief

    Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief 2010

    ★½ Watched 23 Mar 2024 1

    Uma Thurman as Medusa for president!

  • The Idea of You

    The Idea of You 2024

    ★★★ Watched 01 May 2024 318

    this is what 13 year old me thought was gonna happen when i shaved my pussy for the one direction concert

  • Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire

    Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire 2024

    ★★½ Watched 25 Mar 2024

    this movie starts with a full robert frost poem 10/10 no notes

  • Along for the Ride

    Along for the Ride 2022

    ★★½ Watched 16 Jul 2022

    so bad and yet... i watched the whole thing

  • Mean Girls

    Mean Girls 2024

    ½ Watched 18 Jan 2024

    cannot believe i wasted hours of my brief life on planet earth seeing this

  • Ticket to Paradise

    Ticket to Paradise 2022

    ★★★★ Watched 24 Oct 2022

    julia roberts and george clooney literally have the charisma of two cult leaders i was smiling through the whole movie!

  • 17 Again

    17 Again 2009

    ★ Watched 17 Jul 2022

    truly bad! but loved it!

  • The Rewrite

    The Rewrite 2014

    ½ Watched 18 Apr 2024 1

    in this movie women are either a) jane austen fans b) fuckable eighteen year olds or c) MILFS