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  • Challengers

    Challengers 2024

    ★★★★★ Watched 25 Apr 2024 4

    i was absolutely leering during this film like a horny man on the street

  • The Idea of You

    The Idea of You 2024

    ★★★ Watched 01 May 2024 318

    this is what 13 year old me thought was gonna happen when i shaved my pussy for the one direction concert

  • Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire

    Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire 2024

    ★★½ Watched 25 Mar 2024

    this movie starts with a full robert frost poem 10/10 no notes

  • Madame Web

    Madame Web 2024

    ★ Watched 01 Mar 2024

    OSCAR snub for the big pepsi P

  • Dune: Part Two

    Dune: Part Two 2024

    ★★★★★ Watched 20 Mar 2024 1

    im gonna ride sand worm to your moms house

  • Argylle

    Argylle 2024

    ½ Watched 07 Feb 2024 2

    extra star added for the scene where john cena snatched blonde dua lipa off her speeding motorcycle by the scruff of her neck like she was a cat

  • Mean Girls

    Mean Girls 2024

    ½ Watched 18 Jan 2024

    cannot believe i wasted hours of my brief life on planet earth seeing this

  • Anyone But You

    Anyone But You 2023

    ★★★ Watched 18 Jan 2024

    i love a romcom and glen powell is built to be a romcom lead but sydney sweeney was giving: wooden plank

  • Wonka

    Wonka 2023

    ★★★ Watched 11 Jan 2024

    i took an edible before watching this and had the time of my life

  • The Iron Claw

    The Iron Claw 2023

    ★★★★ Watched 28 Jan 2024

    men are beautiful but they are breakable!! imagine if your life was the plot of an actual Shakespearian drama!

  • The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes

    The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes 2023

    ★★★ Watched 10 Nov 2023

    what if the authoritarian dictator was babygirl?

  • Titanic: The Musical

    Titanic: The Musical 2023

    ★★½ Watched 10 Dec 2023

    "we have stephen sondhiem at home" stephen sondhiem at home: