• When Harry Met Sally...

    When Harry Met Sally...

    ★★★★

    a masterclass in sweater-work in cinema

  • When Harry Met Sally...

    When Harry Met Sally...

    ★★★★

    they don't make romcoms like this anymore (the leads are played by actors with actual charisma 😔)

  • The Talented Mr. Ripley

    The Talented Mr. Ripley

    ★★½

    fellas is it gay to massage another mans shoulders while he plays jazz piano??

  • The Talented Mr. Ripley

    The Talented Mr. Ripley

    ★★★★

    gotta love queer hyperfixation turned homicidal

  • The Worst Person in the World

    The Worst Person in the World

    ★★★★★

    still good as shit

  • The Worst Person in the World

    The Worst Person in the World

    ★★★★★

    made 4 me tbh

  • High Fidelity

    High Fidelity

    ★★★½

    i would like to get on my hands and knees and kiss the ring of whoever decided that jack black should be in movies because they were 100% right

  • The Idea of You

    The Idea of You

    ★★★

    this is what 13 year old me thought was gonna happen when i shaved my pussy for the one direction concert

  • As Good as It Gets

    As Good as It Gets

    ★★½

    i cant wait for one of my fudgepacker friends to become americas first queer president!

  • Challengers

    Challengers

    ★★★★★

    i was absolutely leering during this film like a horny man on the street

  • Stop Making Sense

    Stop Making Sense

    ★★★★

    the crush i have on david byrne in this is embarrassing

    *added 1 star because i was bullied

  • The Rewrite

    The Rewrite

    ½

    in this movie women are either a) jane austen fans b) fuckable eighteen year olds or c) MILFS