• To Catch a Thief

    To Catch a Thief

    ★★★★

    not my favourite hitchcock but like... a heist movie in the french riviera starring grace kelly??? i simply cannot complain

  • The Devil Wears Prada

    The Devil Wears Prada

    ★★★★★

    stanley tucci hive rise

  • The Maltese Falcon

    The Maltese Falcon

    ★★

    i feel like i might be dummy?? i didn't understand this?? maybe ill read the book to get the hype

  • Fear Street: 1994

    Fear Street: 1994

    ★★★

    im absolutely gutted that im slowly aging farther and farther away from the possibility of playing a sapphic cheerleader 👿 hollywood you're just SCARED

  • Hot Fuzz

    Hot Fuzz

    ★★★★

    very very funny! and my brain has been poisoned by doing comedy so comedy movies are tough for me but this made me laugh!

  • Annette

    Annette

    ★★

    how was the puppet child the thing that made the most sense in this movie

  • The Talented Mr. Ripley

    The Talented Mr. Ripley

    ★★★★

    gotta love queer hyperfixation turned homicidal

  • Dr. No

    Dr. No

    ★★★½

    james bond is... camp

  • Fire Island

    Fire Island

    ★★★★

    would die 4 joel

  • Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me

    Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me

    ★★★

    this is the best AP movie based on jokes alone

  • My Best Friend's Wedding

    My Best Friend's Wedding

    ★★★½

    if i had the charisma of julia roberts i would use it for evil

  • 17 Again

    17 Again

    truly bad! but loved it!