• Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes

    Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes

    ★★★★

    STOP SPEAKING ON MY GOAT CAESAR YOU DONT KNOW HIM LIKE I DO. THATS MY GUY THATS MY BROTHER THATS MY ALL TIMER. CAESAR IS MY RIDE OR DIE HES MY LIFER. YOU DONT KNOW HIM LIKE I DO

    anyways

    Give me a thousand more of these to watch pretty please thank you very much

    This is why I go to the movies, a full on visual spectacle that is so unwavering in its design that it just leaves your…

  • 2012

    2012

    ★★½

    I never realized the ending is them planning to colonize Africa AGAIN

  • The Fall Guy

    The Fall Guy

    ★★★

    Diet movie

  • Dark City

    Dark City

    ★★★½

    Insanely fucking unique. Atmosphere is top notch, set design is nearly perfect, the premise and story is so batshit i love it

    Performances are all over the place, characters are ass, editing is ass. Had to switch from theatrical cut to directors cut 15 minutes in because that theatrical cut is ASS

    Overall a super underrated gem tho. Everything about it is incredibly interesting visually and I’m surprised it’s not talked about more

  • The Idea of You

    The Idea of You

    ★★

    Had an idea of a better movie 😭

  • Spider-Man 3

    Spider-Man 3

    ★★★

    How do you follow the two greatest superhero movies of all time? You make it a fucking comedy

    Spider-Man 3 is a movie that’s mad at itself. It doesn’t want to exist. It can’t fathom the weight of carrying a series that generated unseen levels of hype and anticipation of its time

    Its a movie struggling to breath under its own studio involvement that the lovely director said fuck it; Imma just goof off

    And with that you do get…

  • Challengers

    Challengers

    ★★★★★

    ALRIGHT BRUH IM FUCKING HORNY

    Jesus fucking lord how do you even make a movie like this HOW HOW HOW. Its so fucking hot and cool and fucking entrancing and INTIMIDATING

    This is only the second movie I’ve seen with Josh O’Connor and I can genuinely say this man is in my top 10 favorite actors of all time. The charm this man exudes is so palpable I wanted to fuck him myself 

    Zendaya and Mike Faist absolutely KILLED it

    Luca you god damn mad man I’m obsessed with you 

    AND THAT SOUNDTRACK COME ONNNNNNNNNNNN

  • Spider-Man 2

    Spider-Man 2

    ★★★★★

    Some may call it hyperbole to say this is the best superhero movie of all time, those people would be wrong 

    Spider-Man 2 Is The Best Superhero Movie of All Time

    And yet it’s so much more. Its a love story, a struggling working man, an indecisive student tackling a busy schedule, a man dealing with his past knowing one day it will overtake him

    It’s so fucking untouched on the throne of comic book films. There has yet to…

  • Abigail

    Abigail

    ★★★

    Can be a bit all over the place. Lots of fun to be had, some cool shit here and there. A bit messy and I don’t just mean the blood lololololololololololol.

    Enjoyable tho

  • The Social Network

    The Social Network

    ★★★★★

    Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross sacrificed 30 children to the devil in order to conjure the greatest score to ever grace my unworthy ears

  • Spider-Man

    Spider-Man

    ★★★★★

    JUST REWATCHED IN THEATERS I FEEL LIKE A LITTLE FUCKING KID AGAIN PEAK PEAK PEAK PEAK PEAK PEAK. SO FUCKING GAS JESUS CHRIST THERE IS NO SERIES THAT FEELS LIKE THIS FUCKKKKK

  • Civil War

    Civil War

    ★★½

    Craziest pokemon snap sequel I’ve ever seen

    I can’t help but walk away feeling nothing, much like the journalists of the movie putting aside emotions to capture that golden shot they so desire

    In a movie so focused on bouncing around the political nature of each side it leaves you to question if you should even care. It’s so focused on being a blank slate war where the takes on journalism itself are far more important. But with that, it…