• Cabaret

    Cabaret

    ★★★★½

    this was so good!! after the movie ended, the old lady sitting to my right turned to me and said “wow, that was just so fabulous” and she did NOT lie. really really really loved this and the only reason i’m not giving it 5 stars is that i did NOT fuck with that one monkey costume.

  • Amélie

    Amélie

    ★★★★★

    i love this movie so much!!!!! i feel so seen by this movie!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

    Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

    ★★★

    no one has experienced a worse twink death than tom riddle

  • Sausage Party

    Sausage Party

    DO NOT WATCH THIS MOVIE HIGH.

  • Stop Making Sense

    Stop Making Sense

    ★★★★★

    it's like cocomelon for me

  • Manchester by the Sea

    Manchester by the Sea

    ★★★½

    okay yeah i'm sad i guess

  • Flipped

    Flipped

    ★★★

    cute! i was really enjoying this at the beginning but i feel like it just lost me at a certain point. will most likely rewatch this at some point.

  • The Cat in the Hat

    The Cat in the Hat

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    i would beat the cat in the hat to death with hammers if provided with the opportunity

  • The Florida Project

    The Florida Project

    ★★★★½

    this movie makes my heart hurt. also i’m in love with willem dafoe.
    update: this movie made me so unbelievably sad that i genuinely can’t sleep. also i’m in love with willem dafoe.

  • Dunkirk

    Dunkirk

    ★★★

    i don’t think i’ve ever been so stressed and so bored at the same time

  • Scott Pilgrim Takes Off

    Scott Pilgrim Takes Off

    ★★★★

    it took me way too long to get around to watching this but i finally did it!! i'm so glad that they kept the original cast and as a big scott pilgrim fan i really enjoyed this :)

  • Ocean's Eight

    Ocean's Eight

    ★★★

    would be better if james corden and awkwafina weren't in it but i guess that could be said about pretty much anything that they're in