• To Die For

    To Die For

    ★★★½

    we come to this place for the global community. we come to television journalism to laugh, to cry, to care.

  • An American Werewolf in London

    An American Werewolf in London

    ★★★★

    it’s chewsday innit

  • Children of Men

    Children of Men

    ★★★★½

    top 10 things to do in england:

    1. leave

  • Commando

    Commando

    ★★½

    director doesn’t have the finesse of cameron and verhoeven but boy could he shoot schwarzenegger crotch

  • La Haine

    La Haine

    ★★★★

    I would never disrespect the french, they know how to riot better than the rest of us

  • Fargo

    Fargo

    ★★★½

    I was sent down to see aboot these murders yah, see who's doin’ em

  • Challengers

    Challengers

    ★★★★

    art: he won’t treat you like I do baby

    art: tashi please don’t text patrick back

    art: [missed call x10]

    patrick: daddy long dick just landed at the new rochelle challenger

  • Safe

    Safe

    ★★★½

    joining cults is the only way to get people off milk

  • Stand by Me

    Stand by Me

    ★★★½

    something light and not at all devastating to watch on your 25th birthday

  • Women in Love

    Women in Love

    ★★★★½

    sometimes women aren’t enough and you have to find real connection in your naked wrestling buddy

  • Spirited Away

    Spirited Away

    ★★★★½

    shit like this only ever happens to kids who move to the japanese countryside, guess I’ll die

  • The Last Temptation of Christ

    The Last Temptation of Christ

    ★★★½

    if you pay attention you can notice the subtle influences of dune: part two